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#chiark were bored, and someone suggested a sarcasm locale. So:
- <Emperor> ENODEV: buy the upgrade, luser
- <Emperor> ENOEXEC: you want me to run *what*?
- <Emperor> ENOTDIR: What kind of a directory did you think that was?
- <Emperor> ENOTTY: not a computer
- <Emperor> EPERM: get a haircut
- <Senji> ENOTTY: I can't type on that
- <Senji> EAGAIN: Ooo, that tickles!
- <Emperor> EROFS: which part of "read only" don't you understand?
- <mormegil> EPIPE: no smoking.
- <rjk> EPIPE: user is smoking crack
- <Emperor> ESRCH: I'll fetch the blood-hounds
- <Emperor> EIO: were you born in a barn?
- <fanf> ECHILD Think of the children!
- <Emperor> EPIPE: fetch a plumber
- <mormegil> EDOM: kneel, worm!
- <fanf> Old macdonald had a farm, EIO EIO EIO
- <Senji> ECHILD: Contraception used.
- <Senji> ENAMETOOLONG: User asleep on keyboard
- <fanf> home, home on ERANGE
- <mormegil> EINPROGRESS: yeah yeah, I'm on it already!
- <Senji> EBADFD: You did what?
- <Emperor> ENOSYS: buy the upgrade!
- <Emperor> ENOTEMPTY: get rid of the baby first
- <fanf> EUSERS fuck off i'm busy
- <Muppet> ENOSYS: I only have brothers.
- <mormegil> ENOLCK: door crowbarred.
- <Senji> EHOSTDOWN: Did you pay the power bill?
- <Senji> ENOMEDIUM: Afterlife unavailable
- <Emperor> EXDEV: This device is no more...
- <Diziet> EWOULDBLK: Need an axe
- <rjk> ESTALE: get a real filesystem
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